(The blog has been moved from blogspot to tumblr.)
My husband and I got married on April 22nd, 2010 after a brief, whirlwind week-long storybook romance. We moved in together and relocated to New Orleans, only to realise we aren't quite like most newlyweds: we love B-movie gorefests, smoke too many cigarettes, are a menace to most children, have a terrible case of schadenfreude, both are former workers in the adult industry and oh- revel in each other's personality disorders. Feel free to pay us for your amusement in cash. Or Nutella. That works too.
Now we live in Vancouver. And we are still awesome.